It’s hard to believe what we witnessed yesterday. A 25 point comeback with a quarter and a half to play on the biggest stage in sports??? Not possible. Not even Tom Brady could manage that.

Tom Brady makes the impossible look routine. He is not human. He is a demi-god, sent from God himself to bless Patriot Nation and make life insufferable for everyone else. His sperm should be frozen so that in the event of an apocalyptic disaster the world could be repopulated with his greatness.

I watched the game at the 24/7 Sports Bar at the Star Casino in Sydney, which 2 weeks earlier held about 15 people for the AFC Championship Game. Yesterday, it was the biggest Super Bowl party in Sydney and ESPN Australia was broadcasting from there.

They did some interviews throughout the game and I should have walked up to the producers and told them where I was from and ask if they wanted to interview me, but something stopped me. Maybe it was knowing that I probably would have gone full Masshole and started dropping F-bombs and talking about how handsome the greatest man to ever step on a football field is.

The crowd was full of random team jerseys and much like the U.S., you were either a Pats fan or a fan of whoever is playing the Patriots. I made friends with some Aussies that invited me to their table. When the Falcons made it 28-3, one of them looked at me and said, “Well, it’s over now, right?” I looked him dead in the eye and said, “Not as long as Tom Brady is on that field.” I meant it too. My biggest regret it not putting money at halftime on the Patriots to win the game. They were +1600 when it was 28-9. I have to imagine they were at least +1000 at halftime. $100 would have made me at least $10,000. I was that confident, but the thought never crossed my mind.

The argument of who is the greatest of all time is over now. In my mind it was over after his 4th ring, but after #5 you can’t even make a case for anyone else. He is the GOAT. PERIOD.

Frodo Baggins can hike his ass back to the shire, because the real Lord of the Rings forges his own rings out of the fucking Fires of Foxboro and he travels by duck boat.